can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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