your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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