if you like me you must not know who I am
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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