Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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