yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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