how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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