i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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