I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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