i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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