Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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