i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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