ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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