Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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