Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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