she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
jump out the window naked night went bad
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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