Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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