Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
it glows. i had to have it.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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