There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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