My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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