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Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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