out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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