If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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