I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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