So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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