she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Randomize
