so explain again why im purple
no
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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