a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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