So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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