Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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