Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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