So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Blood and glitter go together right?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Pants are for mortals
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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