she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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