do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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