so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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