She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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