i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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