There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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