Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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