It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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