I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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