Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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