I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
