Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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