you didnt know i had herpes?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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