his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
