the condom got lost in my hair
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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