three words: i give head
three words: not that well
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Randomize
