break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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