so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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