i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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