so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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