that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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