Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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