I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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